I've been having odd dreams lately. Mainly since I got an Xbox 360 and Grand Theft Auto IV. I have been playing that late at night then going to bed, and having dreams wherein I'm shooting people, stealing and crashing cars, and going to a burger joint with a Jamaican pot dealer.

Anyway, last night, while engaged in an imaginary shootout with a SWAT team, my ear starts itching, so I scratch it. And I must have scratched it too hard, as when I woke up I had blood pouring out of my right ear. So, I woke up, showered, Q-Tipped the blood out of my ear, and cut my fingernails. Then I realized that VIMT4 makes their live debut TOMORROW!!! So come on, it's five bucks, you'll laugh your heiney off, and you can see my ear scab. That's a promise.