Last Thursday, I was out with friends and the conversation turned to breakfast cereals, as it often does when I'm out with friends (Sweet merciful crap that may have been the most pathetic sentence I've ever typed). I had an idea for a motion picture. One that would surely be a smash hit, make untold millions of dollars, and possibly win an Oscar, or at least a Cable Ace Award.

The idea? Cap'n Crunch: The Movie.

Sean Penn IS Cap'n Crunch.

Katie Holmes is the Woman he Loves.

Ian McKellen and Michael Caine are the Soggies.

If anyone could photshop this, I'd be the happiest little boy in the world...say, wait a minute...I've got a naughty idea! Submit your Photoshopped movie posters for Cap'n Crunch: The Movie, using the cast mentioned above. The best entries will be posted on the site, and a poll will determine the winner. The prize? The winning entrant can pick any YouTube video and Farley and I will riff it silly. I realize it's not much of a prize, but we're broke, dude. Lay off.

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